[WHAT COLETTE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

NO COLETTE GET DOWN OUT OF THE TREE

...AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SPARKLY BLUE LEOTARD IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER]

DAH-NANA-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAAAAAAH~! The Amazing Flying Chosen Colette Brunel will now attempt a death-defying backflip off of this tree~!

[SERIOUSLY SOMEONE STOP HER BEFORE SHE BREAKS HER NECK AAAH]